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WHAT IF...
Our most recent "What if" has
some of our league favorites merging with the very weird looking Lady Gaga. Here we see how fucked up somebody turns out if
you were to splice their genes with that of this pint sized, painted up weirdo.
WHAT IF...
The third edition of "What if"
has some of our league favorites merging with the recently departed and currently burning in hell pedophile, Michael Jackson.
Here we see how fucked up somebody turns out when you merge them with Michael Jackson.
WHAT IF...
The second edition of "What if"
has some of our league favorites merging with the Queen of all shrews, Kate from that stupid assed "Jon & Kate plus
8 little victims of their stupidity". Anywho, lets see what happens when that fucked up haircut makes it on to our buddies
DNA!
WHAT IF...
Is back for a whole new season and in our
league to play in the over 25 Division you have to have been born in 1984. So Me, Gus and Mason wanted to see what if we mixed
some NJIBL players with the 80's? Let's see how it worked out!!!!!
WHAT IF...
Amy Winehouse is the latest trainwreck to
come around so we figured what would happen if you spliced a player's DNA with Amy Winehouse's. Well, you take a look!
WHAT IF...
It's been a long time since our last
What If and we figured we would get a little nostalgic. This was brought on by me going through some old pictures and seeing
shots of my dad and his friends. So the scientists at the 3Nationbaseball.com (by "scientists" I
mean me, Gus and a 12 pack of Heineken) wondered what would happen to a few players in the LEAGUE were at this
age back in the 1970's! Let's check it out!
WHAT IF...
It's time for an all new edition of
"What if"! The Nation Himself has noticed an alarming trend of "softball bodies" in this baseball league.
So the scientists at the 3Nationbaseball.com (by "scientists" I mean me, Gus and a 12 pack
of Heineken) wondered what would happen to a few players in the LEAGUE were trained by the most fit guy in the league.
That guy would be John Mader of the Camco Mudcats who is well known for his 6 day a week training regimine! Let's check
it out!
WHAT IF...
It's time for an all new edition of
"What if"! This time we take a look at what would happen if some of the league personalities were to cross
their DNA with that of crazy ass Bald Britney Spears. Gus Poodini ran the pair through his gene splicing program and this
is what he came up with!
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IF ...
So Gus and I were sitting around knocking
back a couple cold ones and watching TV when the news of Anna Nicole Smith taking the big old dirt map popped up on the screen.
While neither of us were suprised about her dying and even less suprised about the fact that there are 3 guys claiming to
have tagged her and are taking responsibility for her billion dollar baby; it made us think, sure anyone could step up and
say that they nailed a HOT Anna, but what kind of man and what kind of offspring would be produced if a guy empregnated the
FAT Anna. So, Gus and I ran to our computer, wrote a morphing program, and BOOM...comedy. Here are what we think a few of
The Nation's regular visitors would produce if they made it with the FAT Anna Nicole Smith.
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